All I want for Christmas; pants from Derriere!

All I want for Christmas; pants from Derriere!

(To the tune of All I want for Christmas)

As a man, don’t crave at Christmas,

There is just one thing I need.

Derriere Performance Shorty,

Underneath the Christmas tree.

I don't need to hang my stocking

There upon the fireplace.

Derrieres would make me happy,

Comfort in my posterior place!

I just want them for my own.

More than you could ever know

Showing that you care…

All I want for Christmas,

Pants from Derriere!

I won't ask for much this Christmas

Horses are a drag in snow.

But riding in the Performance Shorty,

Up the centre line I’d go.

For a gift I’d love to send it,

To Saint Nick on Christmas Day.

Sure he’d love the Padded Shorties,

Sitting in comfort on his sleigh.

'Cause I just want them here tonight.

Holding my derriere, so right.

No seams are seen there,

All I want for Christmas,

Pants from Derriere!