Ode to jiggly boobs (To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Ode to jiggly boobs (To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Jiggly boobs, jiggly boobs,

Jiggle all the way.

Wish it were more fun to ride,

But my boobs get in the way.

Jiggly boobs, jiggly boobs,

Jiggly all the way.

I could hold my shoulders high,

Sportief bra on Christmas Day!

Dashing to the yard.

I’m up there every day.

Through the fields we trudge,

Not laughing all the way.

But there’s my lovely horse.

Making spirits bright.

Although I love to ride him,

My bra straps flop to the right.

Jiggly boobs, jiggly boobs,

Jiggle all the way.

Derriere Sportief Bra please,

So my boobs in place will stay.

Jiggly boobs, jiggly boobs,

Jiggle all the way.

Oh what fun it’d be to ride,

With my boobs snug every day.

Strolling to the ring.

Sportief Bra on today.

From A to C we glide,

Shoulders back today!

Encapsulation means

My spirits are now bright.

Now I love to ride my horse,

‘Cause my bra feels oh just right.

Supported boobs, feeling great,

Comfort all the way!

Derriere Sportief Bra on,

Thoracic support today.

Hey! Lift my boobs, encapsulate,

No jiggling now, today.

Riding with my head held high

A Sportief on Christmas Day.